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A 60-year-old man from Tempe, AZ looks at my OK cupid profile about 2-3 times a week. Lets say the important part again. A 60-year-old man. At 60 he is 5 years older than my dad and even if he had as much money as Anna Nicole Smith’s first husband I still don’t think I could get over the ick factor.
Here is a little gem from his profile.
“Feels like I’m 28 trapped in a 55-year-old body, but hey – everything still works!”
Does everything still work due to the aid of pharmaceuticals? And does it feel like you are trapped in a 60-year-old body because that is what your age is listed as? Or looking at it a different way, have you have been trolling the internet for 5 years looking for hook ups and never got around to updating your profile during that time?
Just to up the ick factor a bit more, in the questions section he lists several times that he is interested in open relationships and that not getting enough sex would be grounds for him to break up with someone. I honestly didn’t read past the first page of questions, as I was already too creeped out, but I am guessing there were a ton of other eww worthy moments.
Hey, we all love sex; apparently even the 60-year-old guys in AZ, but dude. really. find someone closer to your own age and at least in the same state as you.
And as a side note, I had to click on his profile to get the photo and info for all of you, so now he is going to think I am interested and likely send me an email instead of just random stalking. You’re welcome everyone.