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I get a lot of off the wall emails. Some creepy, some gross, some sweet but misguided, and sometimes I get one that is so WTF that it makes me belly laugh for 5 min solid. Such was the email from last night. Actually I am still laughing at it.

“haha you are so cute just like lemon tarts or a cupcake. We should meet and do our laundry sometimes.”

Are lemon tarts cute? I guess they are. But the laundry comment is what really made me laugh. How is that even a pick up line? Speaking of which, I do need to do laundry tonight. Sadly, not with this guy.